Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Final 4
I apologize for my tardiness. The Final 4 is set and for the first time in 13 years my alma mater Kentucky will take part. I am still on a Jorts high as Josh Harrellson has become a man! MAZEL TOV!!I thought about making the trip to Houston to hang out with the BBN but instead will head to Mecca err i mean Lexington to celebrate. But i didn't need to post for you to know I am happy and want the Cats to win. However I do believe the CATS will fall on Saturday. I pick Uconn to win the title 3 weeks ago for a reason. Kemba is the best and most clutch player in America. I just cant shake the image of the Huskies killing UK in Maui a few months ago. I know UK is a much different and Better team but so is Uconn. Prove me wrong guys, oh what I would give to be proven wrong. I like Butler in the other game. VCU is a wild card and I don't know what to expect from them. So Shaka will not be Shocking the world. Ill take Uconn in the title game Monday night. Now I know with this prediction I will hear it from a few of my fellow BBN members. If my fandom is put into question I will rip off your lips and wash my ass with them!! To Much? Anyway you get the point. I would gladly give up the 500 bones I win through bracket polls if Uconn wins to see UK raise a championship banner. So I will be sure to take some pics of Lexington after the Cats win. Celebration will be epic!!! Im off to watch the McD's game, aka the 2011-12 UK preview scrimmage.
Oh yea, I'm supposed to give Kennedy credit for picking one game right for a change. This from a guy who calls himself NostraKennedy or whatever. So there ya go
Overkill? I Think Not! Week 8
Jake Locker
QB
Washington
Height- 6'3
Weight- 228
2008- Yrds-2800,CMP% 58.2,TD 21, INT 11, Sack 28,Rush Yrd 388, Rush TD 7
2009- Yrds-2265,CMP% 55.4,TD 17, INT 9, Sack 19,Rush Yrd 385, Rush TD 6
Jake Locker was to be the #1 Overall pick in last years NFL Draft. He learned the same lesson Matt Leinart did. Sometimes more is less. The longer you stick around the college game the more people pick your game apart. I however still think Jake Locker will be more than a successful NFL QB. Jake has the arm, size, and athleticism to be a Donovan McNabb like double threat QB. He just had minimal team success in college as far as winning games. This because he decided to stay at home in Washington. Locker has definitely slipped to a 2nd round pick. Seattle will pick him if he is there. But I'm hoping my Cincinnati Bengals take him in round 2 after taking A J Green in round 1. But pre usual the Bengals seem to do nothing I want in the draft. Under the right system I believe the drop in draft status helps Locker. He will go to a winning team and have time to learn. This of coarse is untrue if the Bengals take him. I think the well publicized down fall of Jake is well over blown and someone will get a steal.
Bracket Pool Standings
- 1st John Laz-71pts, 87pts, KU
- 2nd Ben Northern-67pts-115pts-UK
- 3rd Kyle Brown-63pts-111pts-UCONN
Laz and Kyle have the Cayuts making the Final 4 and playing UCONN. Both have UCONN beating UK, real cool guys. I better not see a single grin Saturday night if UK falls to UCONN out of you two. If I can't have hundreds of dollars thrown at me to soften the wound that would be UK losing to Jim Calhoun in the Final Four, then no one should. So it's as simple as this, if UK wins Saturday night, Benjamin Northern will finish in 1st place, followed by Laz and then Kyle in 3rd. If UCONN wins Saturday, Ben automatically drops to 3rd place. So if UCONN wins then, Kyle will need for UCONN TO WIN THE TITLE to win the bracket whereas Laz will need for UCONN TO LOSE THE TITLE in order hold off Mr. Brown. Easy as pie, right? I'm still waiting on money from a few of you, please send it my way.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
I'm so excited...I'm so excited...I'm far from being scared
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Bracket Poll Update Sweet 16
Overkill? I Think Not! Week 7
Derrick Locke
RB
Kentucky
Height- 5'9
Weight- 190
2007- Attempts-94 Yards-521 AVG-5.5 TD-5
2008- Attempts-63 Yards-303 AVG-4.8 TD-1
2009- Attempts-195 Yards-907 AVG-4.7 TD-6
2010- Attempts-166 Yards-887 AVG-5.3 TD-10
Ive watched Locke be an impact player in the SEC for 4 years. He has world class speed and showed it at the NFL combine running a 4.29 40 yard dash. People would question him because he came to UK as a track guy and is obviously a smaller dude. I think he has proven he can handle the contact as a smaller guy by playing in the SEC for 4 years. Locke was banged up his senior year and missed 4 games. Which makes his stats that more impressive. Locke will be more of a situation guy in the NFL so I don't see injuries being a problem. Compare him directly to Darren Sporles. A change of pace back that can be used on special teams. Locke returned 2 kickoffs while at Kentucky. He also showed the ability to catch the ball out of the back field with over 800 yards over his career. Locke was a great blocker on third downs in college but will have to prove this on the pro level. Locke wont get draft early but is a player to watch in the future. He will be one of those late round wonders.Plus I had to give my Kentucky man some love.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
NHL Eastern Conference Playoff Preview
Greetings! Apologies for my rather extended absence from Bottle Service, but I'm back and pumped for March Madness, NHL Playoffs, and the NFL Labor Negoti....oh...right...well then, seeing as March Madness is in full swing, let's take a look at the NHL Playoffs, which are set to start in less than a month. Today we'll look at the Eastern Conference. The standings as of today are as follows:
EASTERN | GP | W | L | OTL | PTS | ROW | SOW | SOL | HOME | ROAD | GF | GA | DIFF | L10 | STRK | |
1 | Philadelphia | 71 | 44 | 19 | 8 | 96 | 41 | 3 | 4 | 21-10-4 | 23-9-4 | 228 | 190 | +38 | 4-4-2 | Won 1 |
2 | Washington | 73 | 42 | 21 | 10 | 94 | 39 | 3 | 5 | 22-8-7 | 20-13-3 | 198 | 176 | +22 | 9-1-0 | Won 1 |
3 | Boston | 71 | 39 | 22 | 10 | 88 | 37 | 2 | 5 | 16-12-5 | 23-10-5 | 213 | 175 | +38 | 4-3-3 | Lost 2 |
4 | Pittsburgh | 72 | 41 | 23 | 8 | 90 | 36 | 5 | 3 | 22-13-2 | 19-10-6 | 208 | 177 | +31 | 5-3-2 | Lost 1 |
5 | Tampa Bay | 72 | 39 | 22 | 11 | 89 | 33 | 6 | 6 | 22-9-5 | 17-13-6 | 214 | 217 | -3 | 2-4-4 | Lost 2 |
6 | Montreal | 73 | 40 | 26 | 7 | 87 | 37 | 3 | 3 | 22-9-6 | 18-17-1 | 200 | 185 | +15 | 7-3-0 | Won 1 |
7 | NY Rangers | 73 | 39 | 30 | 4 | 82 | 31 | 8 | 2 | 17-16-3 | 22-14-1 | 215 | 179 | +36 | 6-4-0 | Won 4 |
8 | Buffalo | 72 | 35 | 28 | 9 | 79 | 30 | 5 | 1 | 16-16-4 | 19-12-5 | 214 | 208 | +6 | 5-3-2 | Lost 1 |
Carolina | 72 | 33 | 29 | 10 | 76 | 29 | 4 | 5 | 19-12-4 | 14-17-6 | 201 | 214 | -13 | 4-5-1 | Won 1 | |
Toronto | 73 | 32 | 31 | 10 | 74 | 28 | 4 | 5 | 17-14-7 | 15-17-3 | 192 | 225 | -33 | 5-4-1 | Won 1 | |
New Jersey | 72 | 34 | 34 | 4 | 72 | 31 | 3 | 1 | 18-15-3 | 16-19-1 | 154 | 182 | -28 | 7-3-0 | Won 1 | |
Atlanta | 72 | 30 | 30 | 12 | 72 | 26 | 4 | 7 | 16-14-7 | 14-16-5 | 202 | 238 | -36 | 5-4-1 | Lost 1 | |
Florida | 72 | 29 | 33 | 10 | 68 | 25 | 4 | 5 | 15-15-8 | 14-18-2 | 182 | 198 | -16 | 3-4-3 | Lost 1 | |
NY Islanders | 73 | 28 | 33 | 12 | 68 | 24 | 4 | 5 | 16-15-5 | 12-18-7 | 203 | 233 | -30 | 5-1-4 | Won 1 | |
Ottawa | 72 | 27 | 36 | 9 | 63 | 26 | 1 | 4 | 13-19-5 | 14-17-4 | 164 | 223 | -59 | 6-4-0 | Won 2 |
Everyone is safe except for the Rangers and the Sabres, who still have work to do to solidify their spots in the playoffs. If you ask me, you're looking at the current playoff lineup as-is now, but Carolina, Toronto, and yes, even New Jersey still could make that final push. The strongest team throughout the season has been Philadelphia, and despite their recent struggles, they have to be considered the favorite in the East. The hottest team is the 2nd-place Washington Capitals, who seem to be peaking at the right time, but until this team proves they can put together a solid playoff performance, they are suspect. Boston is currently in 3rd place, and 1st in the Northeast Division, but this might not be true for long, as Montreal is almost as hot as the Capitals, and are making the Bruins sweat heading down the stretch. If you ask me, Montreal is just as dangerous as Boston, and these two teams boast the two best goalies in the conference in Carey Price and Tim Thomas. I will admit that I don't much like the Penguins, but personal feelings aside, this team has no realistic shot at the Stanley Cup without Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin on the ice. Malkin is done for the season, and Crosby still hasn't played since sustaining a concussion in the game after the Winter Classic on New Year's Day. Even if Crosby does rejoin the team during the playoffs, I don't see them making it past the first round. The Rangers and Sabres are interesting teams. They have been on roller coaster rides throughout the season, and nobody quite knows how they'll perform in the playoffs (if they make it). I'm always one to look for the dark horse coming out of the bottom of the playoff standings, but this year, in the Eastern Conference, the top teams should reign supreme. It all depends on match-ups of course, but I would look for Philadelphia, Washington, Boston, or Montreal to come out of the East to compete for the Stanley Cup, with emphasis on Philadelphia and Washington. Boston and Montreal may very well face each other in the first round, necessarily eliminating one of them early. Philadelphia and Washington, on the other hand, wouldn't meet until the conference finals, as the NHL re-seeds during the playoffs. Coming soon, Western Conference analysis.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
KB's world Famous Bracket Breakdown
EAST REGION
As many of the "experts' have already said on TV this is the toughest region. The committee did Ohio St no favors. This is the Rainbow Road of regions (That's right a MarioKart reference). I wont go pick for pick but here are the highlights. Clemson with a classic 12 over 5 upset beating WVU. I'm almost sorry to call this one. I would love some revenge on Huggie Bear for knocking my "UK Wildcats" out last year. But I think Huggins reverts back to his old Cincinnati ways of losing early in the tournament (sorry Nation if that was a cheap shot). The game to watch in the 1st round is Washington v. Georgia. I got the Huskies in this one but don't be surprised if this goes into overtime. And in overtime you got to love Isiah Thomas. Washington has made the Sweet 16 two years running, tough tournament team. COLD BLOODED!
Down to the real business at hand. At risk of being called a complete and udder homer I have the 4 seed Kentucky Wildcats making it through to Houston. If you have talked to me at all this year Ive been saying UK matches up great with the Buckeyes. There personnel is interchangeable and the Cats are possibly the hottest team coming into the field. Neither team is deep and both have freshman point guards. The big difference in my mind is Sullinger cant guard Terrance Jones. Jones has the ability to get a rebound and go coast to coast. Sullinger cant run with Jones. I am not a Lauderdale fan and think Jorts (Josh Harrleson) will eat him alive all game. I think UK has the defenders to shut down Diebler just enough to pull off the upset. Still not convinced? Another SEC team Tennessee, knocked out Ohio St last year and that was with Evan Turner. I personally don't think Ohio St is better this year than they were last year. I have UK beating Syracuse in the Regional final.
WEST REGION
Surprisingly Duke did not get a walk over to the final four this year. Weird I know. Now the #2 seed SDSU isn't much to worry about but my main man Kemba is, as seen here
I'm not scared that he and the rest of the Huskies will be out of gas after there epic run in the Big East. Kemba knocks out Duke in the regional final, with or with out Irving. The game to watch in the first round is Michigan v, Tennessee. Tennessee has the talent to beat Duke in the second round. But they are as big of a headcase as any team. Who knows if they will show up or not. Side note don't be shocked if Penn St slips into the Sweet 16. I'm not picking it either, but im putting you on notice. Also sorry Nation your Cincy Boocats get ousted by Mizzou in the first round.
SOUTHWEST REGION
Kansas is untrustworthy as the #1 seed but I do have them going to the final four. I'm not confident in them at all. Kansas get upset more than Paris Hilton gets laid. Kansas gets upset more than Bill Simmons tweets. Kansas gets upset more than JJ Redick gets crossed over.
Kansas gets upset more than well you get the idea. I like Louisville to give the Jayhawks a run in the round of 16. Purdue loses in the regional final. Hummel-less again, Purdue I feel ya. Not to sound like a hater but the chance of a giant upset here is Morehead St over Louisville. Now again I'm not picking it either. The lesser KY school has a beast on the inside and that's Louisville weakness. If Louisville isn't making there 3's watch out. Game of this region will be the Notre Dame Purdue in the sweet 16.
SOUTHEAST REGION
This is the Aqua-Man of regions. This is the weakest region of all. Pitt should walk to Jamie Dixon's first final four. But while Pitt is dancing on through look for everything else to go to hell. Florida is the most over seeded team in the tourney and will get bested by Izzo in round 2. Florida is a good team but soft. Utah St and Belmont both win a game to face off in the 2nd round. BYU makes it through to the 2nd weekend where Izzo again gets the best of someone. Regional Final is Pitt over Izzo. Personal rooting interest that I'm not picking is St John's. My main man Lavin has the Johnnies up and running. I would love to see them go one a run. ODU and Butler will be a slug-fest in the 8-9 game.
RECAP
Final 4- Kentucky,UConn,Kansas,Pitt
Runner up- Kansas
Champion- Kemba errr Uconn
Overkill? I think not! Week 6
Akeem Ayers
LB
UCLA
Height- 6'4
Weight-255
Career Stats
Tackles-177
Forced Fumbles-2
Interceptions-6
Lets take a fiver from our brackets and look at the best Linebacker coming to the NFL next year (assuming we actually have a season). Akeem Ayers is just a straight up beast. Don't let the fact that he played at a non-glamour school fool you. This guy is Brain Crushing 2.0. Almost identical stats as Cushing at a lesser program, Ayers nabbed 6 interceptions at UCLA. He has the motor of Cushing with twice the athleticism. When you match that with his ability to run a defense like Ricky Bobby drives his #26 Wonder bread car (of coarse I mean before he went all sheen on us and drove like my grandma in her underwear), Akeem is a cant miss. I look for him to go 1st rnd to either the Chiefs or Buccaneers. If he slips the Jets would gladly take him.
Monday, March 14, 2011
HEAD-SCRATCHAAA!?
Bottle Service Presents: 2011 Men's Basketball Bracket Challenge
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Overkill? I think not! Week 5
AJ Green
WR
Georgia
Height- 6'4
Weight- 212
2008-Rec 56, Yrd 963, TD 8
2009-Rec 53, Yrd 808, TD 6
2010-REC 57, Yrd 848, TD 9 (8 games)
Talk about a #1 wide receiver in the making. AJ Green has the size of T.O. with the Height of Calvin Johnson. I know wide receiver first round picks are about as popular as Hosni Mubarak but AJ isn't a normal player. If you want to see the impact AJ has on a football game just look at Georgia's season last year. Lost 3 of 4 games he didn't play in and went 5-1 with him. Mind you this is in the SEC, the best conference in America. AJ could have the impact Dez Bryant had with the Cowboys last year. I see "my" Cincinnati Bengals taking him with the #4 pick. I am already preparing myself for the local out lash. But when you consider T.O. and Ocho are most likely gone, WR is a need. Plus I love the idea that the future of the offense will be Shipley, Gresham and Green. That's a great young core that will attracted a QB to replace Carson Palmer. I'd rather pick Green than sign Plaxico. At the end of the day AJ is a low risk immediate impact player that will sell jerseys and tickets. He has WhoDey written all over him.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
I Jump in it
I'm excited! I mean really excited! Not like when you are a kid and its Christmas morning excited, but more like when you have your first sexual experience excited. Okay, maybe TMI on that one but you get the idea. I just thought another Charlie Sheen reference would be redundant. I didn't want to say "like when Sheen first discovered crack excited." I'm excited because its championship week for college basketball. Also because I got my tax return back and its the first "real money" tax situation of my life. Ive come to enjoy this week as much as the NCAA tournament its self. There is less on the line for most teams but you get a whole week filled with bitter rivalry's and bragging rights. I love seeing the story lines develop with team that are on the bubble making a run to save there season. its great theater. So enough waxing poetic lets dive into it!
The Big East is the most annoying conference all season, but it always delivers with the best tournament. 5 days of games with double byes is a little much but I say embrace the quadruple headers. 11 teams have a chance to raise there seeds with a good performance. I look for Kemba Walker to lead Uconn on a Gerry McNamara like run. Hes a big time player and will preform well in the Garden.
Notre Dame has a great opportunity to land a one seed if they can win this title. I would of never of guessed that after my Kentucky Wildcats whipped up on the Irish earlier this season. But its not all good news in NYC. Villanova and Gtown are struggling and could really hurt there seeding. They both are in the NCAA but like Sheen....things aren't moving in the right direction. See its redundant. Meanwhile over in the BigTen, Ohio St is a lock for a 1 seed and doesnt have much to play for. Look for an upset team here to win. Illinois, Minnesota, Mich State, Michigan are all desperate teams. I look for Michigan State to use it to there advantage and make a run to get off that bubble. We go south now to the SEC. Kentucky is the team that has the most to gain here. The Cats could sneak up to a 3 seed with a SEC title. Bama and UGA are hanging by a thread and need a run to get in the NCAA. I predict a Tennessee Kentucky final on Sunday. Conference tournaments are all about momentum. Teams that can get on a roll early can generate a run. My big upset this week will happen in the Big 12. Look for K-State lead by Pullen to win. They have under achieved all year. Fear the Beard! and Frank Martin in general. Pac 10 is a crap shoot, your guess is as good as mine. ACC stinks so who cares. BC and VTech need more to make the field. My advice is to just sit back and enjoy. Grab some beers, wings, dips, and whatever else you do and jump in it!
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Overkill? I think Not! Week 4
Patrick Peterson
CB
LSU
H-6'1
W-222
Carree Stats
Tackles- 135
Forced Fumble-1
Interceptions-7
Punt Returns- 2
Rarely are defensive stats in a college career impressive on paper. But trust me these are good number for a any defensive backs. Peterson helped his draft stock a ton when he showed he could return punts in 2010. Above all the stats Peterson put up is his size. 6'1 222, is huge for a CB. For comparison Revis Island is 5'11 198 and he pushes any wide out around he wants. There are only 2 shutdown corners in the NFL. So like a dominate center in basketball, when you have a chance to get one you go for it. Peterson has the potential to shutdown half of the football field on any team in the NFL. I don't feel like I can justly compare Peterson to any current player. He might not be the next Charles Woodson but he has a chance to be and those guys don't come around every year. I really could see any team taking him in the top 10.Unlike Charlie Sheen He is a low risk pick and sometimes that's the best kind.
Jorts Day Recap
Last night was senior night at Rupp Arena. I was there and have been to several senior days in my life but this one stands out. The University of Kentucky only had one senior this year, Josh "Jorts" Harrellson. His nickname is Jorts because he wears Jorts sometimes. Jorts are jean shorts. Ive never seen so many painted chests, t-shirts, banners and signs dedicated to one player before.Including the giant head seen above. Especially for a player who has really only been a factor on the court for one year. I love it because this shows the real relationship between the Big Blue Nation (BBN) and the team. All the fans, from the student body to a 60 year old, showered Josh with love. Josh was a Junior college transfer that sat the bench for 2 years before being forced into action his Senior year. The BBN recognises the work Josh has put in to evolve into the hard working, garbage man type player he is today. I'm going to stop before I get to mushy. Jorts day was a complete success. (oh yea UK won too).